Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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