these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
