Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Even my vagina gasped.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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