i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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