A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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