why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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