should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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