there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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