Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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