He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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