hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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