Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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