absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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