We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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