Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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