Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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