And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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