I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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