You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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