did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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