i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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