he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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