Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
