so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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