Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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