He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We just shotgunned beers for America
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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