i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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