office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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