i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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