he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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