I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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