he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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