gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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