I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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