Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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