i don't like sucking hair
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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