Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we're making bets on your personal life
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This is my gift to your gina
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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