Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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