If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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