Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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