Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have already put on my inside pants.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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