if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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