even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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