I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
