People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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