the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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