i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I will pee on everything he values.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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