is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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