Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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