your parents love me but you hate me
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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