Your tits are I can't wait for
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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