I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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