so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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