Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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