return my video game
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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