i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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