ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I did not marry a roomba.
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