This girl is more easily done than said...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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